JAKE JOHNSON: Inspired by gorillas
#stay beardy forever #walk around in those sunglasses for ever #be mine…forever
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
Please don’t pick up please don’t pick up please don’t pick up….
(voicemail)
YES!
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i wish i wasn’t the kind of person who let one stupid thing a celebrity said completely change my opinion on them regardless of how much i liked them before :(
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
the pain of being in love with minor characters