Desert Realty Ed Freeman
- BODYGUARD AU SHES SPOILED HE NEEDS THE JOB THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
- MODERN BONNIE AND CLYDE AU THEY MEET WHEN TRYING TO ROB THE SAME HOUSE AND TEAM UP.
- CELEBRITY AU ONE IS AN ACTOR/ACTRESS OTHER IS A SINGER AND THEY ARE FORCED TO START A PUBLICITY STUNT.
- NERD/POPULAR AU THE POPULAR ONE IS DARED TO DATE THE NERD.
- PRINCESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH COMMONER AU.
- ALL THE AUS.
Of course… ladies first.
kinds of pairings i’m all about
- height differences
- high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
- happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
- the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
- the short one is the grumpy one
- the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy
My faith in you is my greatest weakness.
when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me
a darker and edgier more serious show than buffy the vampire slayer
everybody needs to understand these are not joke captions.
Melissa Fumero by Daniella Kosann for The New Potato.
#HE TRIES TO MAKE HIM BETTER FOR HER#BC SHE’S THE BEST#he’s come to woo her!#i needed that season of wooing#so like IDEALLY it would have happened in london bc it’s a place that’s far from their families#and the pressure of being the daniel/betty nyc knows#but realistically it would have — had the show survived — moved back to nyc#probably starting with them into a week of sight seeing in london when betty hears that ignacio’heart#is acting back up pushing the move back to nyc; bc she’s had a while in london and she loves it#nyc is her home and her family! needs! her!#and then daniel is like okay let’s book a flight and she stares at him bc what? he wanted to get out of nyc#but okay bc it’d be nice to have around#and she really likes where their dates? they’ve felt like dates? but he hasn’t like kissed her….#ANYWAY she’s been kinda thinking about the not kiss and then they’re back in nyc#and it’s a lot different than london; where they were just two ppl starting to date? but here#they’re DANIEL AND BETTY STARTING TO DATE!!!!#omg hilda stoppppppp talking#i always like that boy; papi you’re such a liar#wait does this mean claire is gonna be step grandmother bc dreams can come true!; justin#justin pls*#WAIT BETTY THIS MEANS WE’VE HAD TWO THREESOME; AMANDA#etc and the point is that dating in nyc and pushing the relationship forward is A LOT HARDER#when you have all these ppl they love around but they wouldn’t trade it for the world#i knew it all along daniel; mom don’t start (via hariboo)